Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
Anonymous asked: because id fel weird if i didnt
Anonymous asked: im serious
Anonymous asked: i hope you and your girlfriend last a long time
wartortles: harleyqueef: words that should’ve died in 2009 shmexy/smexy/smexii those words shouldn’t have lived at all
themadhannibal: Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.